Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Dress Shirt An Tie Untucked






"What happened to your arm?

"I burned.

- And how you burned?

"In the kitchen

-Oooooh. What hurts?

"At first yes, but now not so much.
But I was super ugly scar.

"Well, actually yes.
You have to be careful.

-Care?

"Yes. The kitchen is a dangerous place

"Well, hot pans can be dangerous.

And pans.

And the boiling oil,
can cause major injuries.

"In the kitchen there

boiling water, and gas.

-The gas could explode!

-Truth.

"True.

-also there in the kitchen detergents

-The dish soap?

-Si. Can become toxic,
if ingested in large quantities.

-
also in some kitchens are no solvents. Now that is toxic.

metals
-Y! if by chance you
something metal is in the microwave may explode.

, and operates throughout the kitchen.

, and also exploits the
gas is in the kitchen!
-risk


-a hidden threat.

-a latent threat.

"And do not forget the radiation emitted by microwave
.

, can cause cancer.

-or you can burn alive.

-oh yeah. I saw on the news that
used the same principle to build a military weapon.
-
about microwave
metals are almost as dangerous as eggs.

-eggs?

"Yes. If you put a boiled egg in the microwave
, while removing it could explode.

"Good thing you told me. I did not.

"You have to be careful.
lot can happen in the kitchen.

-Ah .... The other day I cut my finger with a
opener.

-How dangerous!

"And that's not all! and the opener, a kitchen

is full of sharps.

-Swords!

"True.

"True. "Look

kitchens that are dangerous.

-Lo pensaré antes de entrar a la mía.

-Una cocina puede llegar
a ser una trampa mortal

-Oooh... Podría morir.

-Apuesto a que no
lo habías pensado.

-Nunca antes.

-Trampas mortales.

-Es verdad.

-Es verdad.

-Hoy pediré una Pizza.

-Yo pedí una ayer.

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